These posts are the result of AIM chat logs, phone text conversations, and real life conversations, with a man known only as Aberforth. I work with this man on a daily basis. He can be described as unusually motivated, highly preoccupied with living and generally staying alive, and very outgoing (but not too much because then people start asking him for money.) He is also a genius, and my best friend. He can usually be found outdoors, or alternatively, indoors.